Dear Mr Byrne
Rumours are circulating that you have located my top secret blog from several anonymous contacts, If I find this to be true I have justification and the validation to unleash the ultimate punishment ever received by such an incompetent atrocity such as your self by releasing a untamed, wild Saint Bernard named Hawkins with no self control and absolute mania in his eyes as he would have just Realised that his love of his life Nissan, will never share his feelings, he will then comprehensively slobber all over your new coat obliterating any chances you had with Miss Burges.
So….Be Warned
Yours sincerely
Mr Alexander B L. Jackson
2 comments:
I tried my best to use big words but my vocab is not as great as yourself, however one did try and use contempory issues
you're coherence is second to non, well maybe that of a st bernard. love you haha xxx
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